#99[ + | - ]

I jerk-off in my daughters food. I came in her birthday cake batter,

Autotag: masturbation

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#98[ + | - ]

I've had two gay dreams in my life.

The last was about a college room mate who's about half my size and twice as meek.

And he was the dom.


My view of my inner psycho shot up several points the next morning. Breakfast was slightly awkward.

Autotag: gay

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#97[ + | - ]

My ex girlfriend who used to fuck her 42 year old manager back when she was 15 is now having sex with his son that she used to babysit

Autotag: sex

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#95[ + | - ]

my little secret!
I have a fetish for my wife's panties . I like to jerk off watching
pornos . I use my wife's clean silk pantie to jerk off with while
smelling a pair of her soiled panties . Just before I come i flip the
crotch of the clean pantie over my cock head

Autotag: fetish, masturbation

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#93[ + | - ]

I raped my ex-girlfriend,
after she broke up with me. She was already dating some other guy, but I got her alone on the pretext of returning her housekey. She protested and struggled, but what could she do, really? She's very petite, and I'm simply bigger and stronger than her.

Eventually, she gave in and relaxed. And when she did, a funny thing happened. She had a HUGE orgasm! Prior to that, she'd never orgasmed from intercourse.

I love the fact that I'm respondible for making her carry the shame of rape into her new relationship. She ended up marrying the guy, probably figuring that as a rape victim, she probably couldn't do any better than him. I also love the fact that her loser husband will never feel her vagina clenching orgasmically around his penis, like it did mine, unless he actually gets the balls to rape her someday, like I did.

My only regret is that I didn't flip her over, and rape her up the ass, something that I'm sure no one but a rapist will ever be allowed to do to her. And it would have served her right for dumping me.

Finally, I love the fact that I completely and utterly got away with it. The Statute of Limitations has expired. So even if she decides to come forward and report it now, I'll never spend a day in jail; never have to register as a sex offender. I LOVE the justice system!

So if any guys out there are considering raping their bitch ex-girlfriends, all I can say is that I'm sure glad I did. It turned out to be one of the best decisions of my life.

---RaymondPistachio@gmail.com

Autotag: rape, sex, love, anal, whore

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#92[ + | - ]

I smuggled a dildo from my room, to my car, past my family...under my boobs in my bra. they couldn't tell..I have a big chest :-)

Autotag: lesbianism

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#89[ + | - ]

I'm a strong woman but I totally want to be dominated in bed. I asked my ex to do it but he was too much of a fucking pussy to do it. Where are these brave men that will do what you ask, force you down, pry open your legs and fuck you silly while whispering what fucking dirty whore/slut you are in your ear? Who then grabs you by the hair and forces you on all fours and shoves your face in the pillow while he fucks the living hell out of you from behind? The one who pulls you up by the back of your hair then backs you against the wall and grabs your face and demands you to ask -BEG- for more? Because I'm dying to meet one.

Autotag: sex, whore

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#88[ + | - ]

I refuse to take off my clothes when I lost at strip poker. I was hoping to see some girls naked and it backfired. My clothes were removed forcefully by everyone there and spent the rest of the night with nothing on as punishment. They were going to put me out on the street if I covered myself, so I spent the whole time walking around displaing my hard dick to all the girls.

Autotag: none

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#86[ + | - ]

i jerk off to my sisters spice girls albums. i like the black spice the best

Autotag: masturbation

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#84[ + | - ]

I was babysitting for my best friend I had to look after her 6 year old son Ben and 10 year old daughter Lisa. The reason I had agreed to babysit was because I really liked Lisa in fact I to be honest I completely fancied her evrytime I set eyes on Lisa I developed a very stiff cock I was a bit shocked at first having to admit to myself that I had got a hard on when looking at a 10 year old schoolgirl but I quickly got over any bad feelings I might have had. Lisa was 4-10 tall slim with great legs and blond hair and Lisa's boobs were really budding too they were as big as half a tenis ball everyone could clearly see them and her nipples too. I had watched as Lisa was growing She had got bigger and bigger every week. Well as soon as Ben went to bed I started to work on Lisa and within an hour I had Lisa totally naked and I started having sex with her. I was babysitting and I had one of the babies sitting on my enormous erect cock

Autotag: sex

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