My name is Jack Morley and I live in New Hampshire. I shave the hair off my WHOLE body. I have a 3 inch erection. Last summer I went for a drive naked. I pulled into a McDonalds in Gorham, NH. I began playing with myself as I waited in the drive-thru. Just as I was handed a milkshake I ejaculated hot, white, cum all over the steering wheel. The waitress smiled and held back laughs as she gave me the change. I gave her a cum soaked $10 bill as a tip and drove away happy. Am I bad?