many years ago i was walking in the desert of saudi arabia when i came upon a man fucking a donkey. i asked sir by whom are you called and why are you fucking that donkey.he replied my name is muhammed the prophet founder of islam and the reason iam fucking this donkey is my camel left me and is seeking a divorce.i them said according to your religion is one dies for the faith he is rewarded in heaven with seventy virgins. muhammed said not exactly,he gets to fuck a seventy year old crocadile my only hope is they raise the kid muslim