One night when my wife was drunk and I was super pissed, we started fighting then started screwing. I know she was way past drunk because while I was on top and over her I kept spitting on her.

Most of the time when I'm in my room and need to piss, I piss out my window instead of walking to the toilet. The plants are noticeably greener than anywhere else in the yard.

I have constant fantasies about rape. Even in public I think of hypothetical scenarios involving the people around me. I had these sorts of fantasies as a young child in 1st grade about my teacher, I found her attractive even then, and I still do. I don't tell anyone about it for fear of what they would think. I have a girlfriend, but still have these thoughts, sometimes about her...

I signed up to a porn site to download pictures of a girl who I know in real life to masturbate to. She doesn't know that I've seen them.

Wanna get fucked in the ass while sucking some guy's cock.

I have a tail. It's furry and I wag it when I'm happy. Don't tell my neighbors.

I used to fantasize that my cousin would pay me back in sexual favors for babysitting her children. My dream never came true. I really wish it had.

When I was about 12 I put Peanut Butter on my dick and let a dog lick it off. Needless to say, it's not something I'm proud of.

I go on long bycicle rides almost every day. MY parents think it is because I'm unhappy with my body (I am a bit overweight) but the real reason is that I like to flash people as I go past. One time I pulled over and masturbated at two school girls as they were going past. They giggled which just made me more excited.

i once rammed a goat and my grandpas farm, i liked it until he started bucking. i had to tell my mom that the goat just randomly did it...

they killed the goat that night.