Once I took an AGB in my friend's toilet that smelt so incredibly awful that her parents made a point of making sure I was aware that I wasn't welcome to stay at their house ever again. Apparently they could smelt garlic and shit from a different level of the house.

ive stuck my penis in my friends mouth while he was asleep. i feel really bad, but i can't gather the courage to tell him. i think it would ruin his day.

When I was 5 or 6 I finger banged a girl that was my friend in her garage. I didn't know what I was doing but I think she did.
As I was walking home I was sure my dad would know what I did by the smell on my finger, so I quickly washed my hands.
If I knew then what I know now, I think I would licked her pussy.

I like to squeeze the zits on my face, and then smell the puss. Sometimes I can tell, by the smell, what type of foods I had to eat.

Nothing disgusts me quite like pedophilia, but at least half of my porno folder is animated lolicon.

I despise old people. They're slow, rude, demanding, cheap, they stink. You have to yell at them and they have NO business driving a car.

I have a tail. It's furry and I wag it when I'm happy. Don't tell my neighbors.

I constantly feel like killing people.

I fucked my lover while using a Today sponge. It got stuck so I fucked my husband so he wouldn't know when I went to use the insurance that it wasn't for him.

i cry when i cum...

i like to take a shit on my girl when she is sleeping than i eat it. and some times it's fun to eat her shit to

To most people I'm quite the average guy I'm pretty calm and I don't really speak out. Most people find me to be quite the funny guy. What they don't know is that while walking down the street or through a mall every person I see. Which to me I can't stand to look at I want to just run over and DESTROY them not just hurt them but erase them from existence. I'm a Black Belt and performing something like that is possible which makes me nervous if I'm headed down a bad path.

Im a 29 year old man who works at AT

I went out on a bike ride the other day. About 300 meters from my house is a public toilet. I went in and removed my underpants. For the rest of the ride I was fondling my self and on the way back I stopped and masturbated at an elderly couple.

I voted for George Bush.

I refuse to take off my clothes when I lost at strip poker. I was hoping to see some girls naked and it backfired. My clothes were removed forcefully by everyone there and spent the rest of the night with nothing on as punishment. They were going to put me out on the street if I covered myself, so I spent the whole time walking around displaing my hard dick to all the girls.

I'm married to a guy I can't fucking stand. He has bipolar disorder. Ups

I feel like Obama will be shot before he is even swore in and everyone I've told thinks I'm a terrible person for saying it. I don't want it to happen, but I've met true all out racists.

i cheat on my husband every chance i get, just because i can.

I found some nude pictures of my stepmom, i copied them to my hard drive and put them on the internet.

About six weeks ago my girlfriends parents went away and I stayed overnight with her. Somehow she got a bottle of vodka and we mixed it with lemonade. By mid-night me and my girlfriend were falling down drunk. I never drank much and was so sick I couldn't stop throwing up. When I tried to lay down the whole room spun around and I threw up all over myself and it even went inside my bra. I cleaned it up as best I could and went in and took a shower. That was the last I remember that night. When I woke up the next morning I was laying naked on the bathroom floor. Standing in the doorway was my girlfriends brother and two of his friends staring at me. The most humiliating thing is, one of my legs was still over the rim of the tub and I was flat on my back. I grabbed a towel right away but know it was to late and don't know how long they were there. To make matters worse her brother told me they were looking at me for almost an hour. All my friends know about it and I am teased all the time. One of the boys told me they took pictures but my girlfriend told me he is lying about that. They all laugh about it and I try not to act like I'm embarrassed anymore but I really am. When ever I see her brother or the other two boys I feel like crawling in a hole.

Last week I was home alone and I was fingering myself. I was wet and horny. I decided to play with my dogs. I jerked, sucked, fucked and swallowed.

My partners teen daughter is constantly flirting with me. whilst watching TV she will take her knickers off and sits so I get an eye full. Then she will sit on my lap and its impossible not to get a hard on which she then presses down on. Ive told her mum but she just laughs it off.

im trying to set it up to 69 a guy twice my age.

My brother took a picture of me giving head to my boyfriend and now he wants me to do him.

We were as guilty as the boys that took advantage of this boy from our school. The truth was that my girlfriends started it all and convinced them to drop his pants and undeware. We just needed some excuse to lure him somewhere were nobody could see. They finally got him to go with them to the rail road tracks. It was full of rusty old wagons that boys liked to play in. He looked worried when they grabbed him and found out he was going to get bully stripped in front of girls. The sexiest part was when his undeware got pulled off and his dick popped out as hard as a flag pole. It most have been so embarrassing to have and erection and everyone pointing their cell phones at him. They were keeping his clothes away from him and found himself stranded and embarrassed. He wasen't going anywhere till he got his clothes back. He was so scared he was going to be left there nude, he had no choice but to let girls have a good look at him. It was so embarrassing, we were sure he din't want anybody to know about it. I think everyone of my girlfriends ened up with wet pussies and got really turned on by it. At least I couldn't wait to get home and finger myself off.

55 year old male here...I enjoy: being naked; jacking off; having females, of any age, see me naked and jacking off as much as possible. I've been doing it since I was 12 years old.

When I was about 11 years old, my aunt nd uncle dlived with my family. They had a daughter, around 9 . that used to get in bed with me and ask me to read her stories. She would cuddle up to me and put her legs over mine, and I would massage her little pussy. This happened eery night for a week, and one night, I took her pyjama bottoms off, opened her slit and started licking her clitoris making her cum, big time! I had heard about cunnilingus from some older guys, and I wanted to try it. After the first time I gave her an orgasm,she would get in bed with me, take her pyjama bottoms off and say "Do that thing to me again!" and of course, I did, but one night, I stuck my dick in her hot, wet little snatch, and came for the first time. She was no cherry, because she had an accident with her bike which ruptured her hymen. After we had both cum, she said "I like this better than that other thing you do to me,can we do it again?"
That was 20 years ago, and recently, I saw her again. She had been married and divorced, and was glad to see me after so long a time. I took her to dinner, and during the meal, she leaned over to me and whispered "Come back to my house, and I'll let you read me a story!"

I wanted to watch my wife and my best buddy in bed together. He stripped her naked, and fondled her titties and her pussy before he went down on her. She said to him "put it in me, I'm just about to cum!" He slipped his big cock in her as she bucked and wiggled. He made her cum twice, and after he came inside her, I took over and rammed my hard cock into the juiciest pussy I have ever had. While I fucked her my buddy watched and sucked her nipples. I pumped another load inside her and my buddy took photos of her cream pie. We were lying in bed with her in the middle, and she was playing with both our cocks. She got on top of him and guided his hard prick inside, and I sucked her nipples and she had another orgasm. Now he comes over on the weekend, and stays with us.
Last week, all 3 of us went to our nudist camp. He had never been to one, and it was a great treat for him. I took a nap under a tree and h and my wife decided to explore the camp grounds where she discovered this fellow with a huge cock. This really excited her, so she invited this guy to go into the woods. She told me he guy's cock was so big, he could only get just the head in her, so my buddy fucked her and got her pussy really slick and juicy, so the big guy would have o trouble getting it in her. He finally got all of it inside her and she loved it









she said to him

I truly like giving blowjobs. I think there is nothing better than showing you really care by taking your guys penis into your mouth and havuing your way with him. I learned to give good head when I was a young man and since my GRS I can turn my guy on and he doesn't know that I was once a guy. I do to him what I wanted done to me. I can deep throat him and he knows I enjoy giving head. What he does not knwo is I was once just like him, a man with a penis,

i fucked by a crazy when i was 9

My wife (28) and I (33) have a time share cottage on the beach in Costa Rica, wheere we vacation every year. The place is very secluded , so we swim naked in the ocean.
We were sitting on our beach blanket when this fellow wandered up, and seeing we were naked, turned around to leave. My wife called to him, asking him to join us (she loves showing her nice firm tities and bald pussy to guys)
He came back,took off his swim trunks, because he felt we would be more comfortable with him naked, too, and we sat around and chatted for a bit, then she started opening her legs and showing him her smooth pink pussy. She reached down and opened her pussy lips with two fingers, and said "How about this? You've been looking at my titties, so here's something better!" His cock immediately got hard and he started rubbing it. She said "I'll bet you would like to see him put his prick in me, wouldn't you?" He stammered, YES!. and then I put her on her back, opened her juicy pussy wider and while he watched I screwed her, shooting her full of cum.She was so excited about being watched she came twice!
I turned to him, my cock still buried deep inside her, and said "You're next!" I pdulled out and he thrust his throbbing cock all the way inside, making her twist aand hump her butt on the blanket. He was sucking her nipples when she came a third time, pudlled his limp cock out and told us he was an American Naval officer, stationed in Costa Rica and we should call him sometime and do this again. After awhile, we became good friends, and my wife now calls him for threesomes every two weeks!

about the latest attempted bombing in new york i have only this advice for my fellow americans the same advice that admiral halsey gave to his sailors in the pacific about killing more japs my advice is to kill more muslims,kill more muslims and kill even more cocksucking muslims and wipe their filthy fucking religon off the face of the earth help to send everyone of thos camel fucking bastards straight to hell better yet when they bend over in their mosques make them corn hole each other

My first threesome was when I was 18, with my boyfriend and his good friend. It only happened once, but after we broke up I started seeking them out. Nothing gets me off as hard as having two lovers in one night

I used a web cam to take videos of my old roomate in the shower. She saw the camera one time but never said anything to me about it. She moved out with one of her girlfriends a few months ago and has never spoken to me again.

So I admit I have been pretty much obsessed with sex from the age of like 8. Started watching porn (and im into the hardcore/extreme porn) and I really have some things id like to try that are a bit out there. I have had sex many times but only with 4 guys....And lately have just been horny as fuck. Im 19 and had the best sex ever with a 52 yr old.