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When I was about 15 my mom tried to get into shape by doing sit-ups. She would drink a number of beers and then ask me to hold her feet while she did sit-ups. More and more I would stare at her pussy while she had me hold her feet. She often wandered around n a near see-through nightie. I could see her nipples and often wondered what it would be like to suck on those. When I was a year older one night she asked me to hold her feet while she did her sit-ups. She was very drunk and forgot to wear panties with her nightgown. Each sit-up exposed a little more and I was soon staring at her naked pussy. I told her that she was exposing herself to me and she replied "I know. I was hoping you would feel it or lick it." My dad was a truck driver and gone for six or eight weeks at a time.

I asked if she was serious. She sat up and removed her nightgown and said that I was old enough to enjoy the pleasure of a woman. She leaned into me and put her tit right up to my face and said to suck on her nipple. I did and my cock grew. My cock at that time was at least seven inches when hard and it was growing. Mom was very drunk that night. I sucked on her nipple for a bit then she grabbed my face and kissed me. It was a deep tongue kiss and she said she wanted me to eat her pussy. It was hairy and I didn't really know what to do but she told me every step of the way how to make her cum. After she had cum a couple of times she asked if i had ever gotten a blowjob. I told her no and she pushed me onto my back and removed my gym shorts. She took my cock into her mouth and proceeded to give me the blowjob of a lifetime. I came so hard and she swallowed it all. She said my cock was so much bigger than dad's and she would suck my cock any time I wanted. Over that summer I had her suck my cock nearly every weekend. Even when dad was home, after he went to bed she would get drunk and suck my cock to orgasm.

I eventually got a girlfriend but she wouldn't suck my cock. I finally dumped her and went back to mom. To this day no woman I've ever met could suck a cock and take my cum like my mom. I've been married for six years now and we fuck regularly but she refuses to suck my cock. I often make an excuse to go visit my mom when dad's on the road and as soon as I walk in mom knows what I want. It started out as a drunken mom sucking my cock but whether she's drunk or sober she really likes it when I fill her mouth with my cum. She says that I have the biggest cock she has ever sucked and that I can cum in her mouth whenever I want. And I do.




One day in Sunday school I felt a pair of hands on my shoulders. Then they moved down my chest. It was our neighbor Lisa. I pulled her to the side and said that wasn't proper in this setting. She let it drop. A couple weeks later my wife was visiting relatives so I decided to go to the neighborhood bar. I walked the four blocks to toe bar. I'd had four or five beers when Lisa sat on the stool next to me. What a surprise. We drank and talked for a bit and she confided that since her husband got thrown into prison three years before for drugs she was lonely for a man. I asked her if she had a man in her life or wish she did. She said that she really wished she could act like a newlywed with someone. About that time her hand landed on my thigh. I was getting pretty drunk so I didn't think too much of it. Then she blurted out "so, Glenn, what is it that turns you on?" Her hand was now rubbing up and down my thigh. My cock was responding. I asked how graphic she wanted me to get. She said to treat the conversation like a performance manual.

I was pretty shocked but she was looking into my eyes and urged me to tell her everything. I said that I liked my wife to suck my cock. She said to tell her every detail. I said that my wife usually sucks me until I cum but just before I explode she shoves two fingers in my ass. She asked if Lynn swallowed. I told her no. She said she loved to swallow. Then she said to go on. I said that after I cum and she wipes me off she sucks me until I'm hard a second time then we fuck until I cum a second time. She leaned in and whispered "My pussy is so wet I want you to fuck me." I couldn't believe it. I had seen her breast feeding once and she had huge nipples so I was interested. I think she was pretty drunk and asked what else I liked. I said that my wife sometimes ties me up while she's sucking my cock and just before I cum she shoves two fingers into my ass and finger fucks me until I cum. Of course that's after she ties me to the headboard and sucks on my nuts for a bit. About that time I realized that I was saying these things to a friend of me and my wife. I decided to keep quiet when she rubbed her hand up to my crotch and grabbed my cock. She said "that sounds like fun. I could do that." After a little awkward silence she said to come with her to her house. I was really drunk so I told her okay. When we got to her house she immediately unbuttoned her blouse and said she wanted me to suck on her tits. She said she would never tell Lynn and really wanted me to please her. I sucked on a huge nipple for a bit while she rubbed my chest. Then she said it was time to fuck. Again I was shocked as she led me into her bedroom. She had me lay on the bed and tied my hands up on her metal headboard. She undid my pants and removed them and my underwear. My cock popped out and she stared at it. She said it was so much bigger than her ex husband's cock and she couldn't wait to suck it. She stood up and stripped. Then she knelt between my legs and took my cock into her mouth. Before long we were in a 69 sucking on each other. I warned her I was going to cum and she just pushed her cunt harder onto my mouth. I let fly and filled her mouth with my cum. Lynn never did that. She swallowed every fucking drop and kept sucking. Then I tasted her juices as she moaned and started cumming as I sucked on her clit. and tongue fucked her.

She sucked me until I was hard and turned around and mounted me, shoving my cock deep into her cunt. She gyrated and essentially fucked herself into an orgasm. I finally came inside her as she pulled my nipples and kissed me. Wow. I just fucked my wife's best friend and when I said I should go home she said I should stay the night with her. I was drunk enough to agree. I woke up at three o'clock with her mouth on my cock. I was as hard as a fucking flag pole and she mounted me. I fucked her for a bit and said I needed to piss and she needed to get off of me. She said she was going nowhere and if I needed to piss I should just go ahead and piss inside her. I was still a little drunk so I relaxed a bit and started to piss. By the time I was nearly empty she was saying she was cumming again. She was actually crying when I was done and she bent over and started to tongue my mouth. Then she turned around and started to suck me again. I came in about three minutes and she took it all. I fell back asleep and when I woke up in the morning she had already gotten up, showered and made breakfast. She sucked my cock again while I ate breakfast and I fucked her again that afternoon. I was home, clean and acting normal by the time my wife got home.

Lisa and I have fucked several times but mostly she just sucks me until I explode in her mouth. We've been doing it for almost two years now and I finally confessed to my wife that I fucked another woman. In a drunken state she confessed that she had been with Lisa several times as well. What the fuck? In the end it turned out that Lisa moved in with us to save money but I get sucked and fucked at least four times a week and whenever I need to cum in someone's mouth it is Lisa that sucks me. Now we all go to Sunday School together. What a fucking time we've had!




Growing up we lived close to my dad's brother and his family. My cousin Mike was four years older than me. When he graduated he stayed home for another year and they would often come over to visit. My older brother Tom and Mike were pretty close and Mike used to boast on how many girls he fucked and how big his cock got when the girl had big fat tits. I was rather large in that area myself and would often catch him staring at them. I finally figured out that he talked about big tits whenever I was around.

Mike finally got married at 20 and had a wife with big tits. He would often brag to Tom about hew much he liked her sucking his cock while he played with her tits. On Friday nights they often brought over a case of beer when our parents were out and Mike, his wife Linn and Tom would drink until they were drunk. One Friday night they brought over two cases of beer and invited me to drink with them. I had a beer or two before but had never really been drunk but that night after about four beers I was reeling. Tom got a call from a friend and said he had to leave. It was just the three of us.

We were in Tom's bedroom on the bed drinking when I felt Mike sit behind me. I felt his hands reach around me and unbutton my blouse. Then he was squeezing my big tits. Feeling a bit drunk I sort of wanted it. Then he unclipped my bra and exposed my tits. His fingers and thumbs started to roll my nipples and he whispered that he loved my tits and it was turning him on. I think I mumbled something about being happy to be of service. Linn was just sitting in the recliner watching us. She had one hand rubbing her crotch as Tom worked my tits. I guessed that she thought it was okay so I let Mike play.

After a few minutes he was kissing my neck. I closed my eyes and put my head back. Then he whispered "I need you to suck my cock." When I told him no he was insistent. He turned me around and I could see he didn't have any clothes on. I don't know when he stripped and when I looked down his cock seemed huge. He started to push my head down. I said no again and he pushed me down enough so his cock was touching my lips. Then he said "Suck my cock you little cunt." I had never been talked to like that before but suddenly was getting pretty turned on by him calling me names and ordering me around. I willingly opened my mouth and took the head of his cock in. It was stretching my jaw and I was basically on all fours leaning over him sucking his cock like a pro. Then I felt my pants being undone and pulled down to my knees. Linn was behind me and was rubbing up and down on my pussy. I came almost instantly. Then Linn pulled my pants all the way off and laid down under me. She pulled my legs so my pussy was right over her mouth and started to lick me. Mike kept saying "Oh honey that's so fucking good." He kept telling me to take his cock deeper. It was only a few minutes and his eight inches was hard as a fucking pole. He told Linn it was time and they managed to switch places. Before I knew it Linn was spread eagle in front of me pushing my face into her crotch. I could smell her and found my mouth on her shaved pussy. I started licking and then I felt Mike's big cock start to enter me. I was still a virgin and didn't want to be fucked, but in my drunken state I really wanted to be fucked. I spread my legs a little and as he pushed in I felt myself being opened up.

I usually don't swear but couldn't help but to say 'Oh fuck" over and over for the next 20 minutes as he gave me orgasm after orgasm. He finally pulled out and with my tongue up Linn's pussy she told me to sit up. I didn't know why but when I sat up I felt Mike put his cock back in my mouth. I started to suck him again and he started to cum. He filled my mouth and I tried not to swallow but couldn't help it. I found it to be slippery and not bad tasting. He was finally done and pulled his cock out of my mouth. We all drank a couple more beers and Linn invited me over to their house for the night. She said my parents would be pissed if they caught me drunk. It sounded logical so she texted my mom and said they were taking me to their house for the night. When we got to their house they stripped me and we did it all over again. We slept with me sandwiched between them and I woke up with Linn sucking on my pussy and Mike with his cock in my mouth. I got another mouthful and was fucked two more times that day before they drove me home. Linn explained that they were swingers and both were bi-sexual. They fuck a lot of people and for the next two years I was over at their house most weekends. I got a real education on the swinging lifestyle and have come to love both pussy and cock.




I went to college when I was 19. The first couple years were pretty uneventful. When I was a Junior I started fucking different guys at parties. I even fucked a guy with a nice cock, about 7 1/2 inches long and medium girth. I learned how to suck cock really well and loved the 69 position with my tits smashed against his belly while we pleasured each other. Then I started shaving my pussy. I was bare as a newborn and loved it. I had a pretty big clit and it didn't take a lot to make me cum if the guy knew how to really suck on my clit. Then came my Senior year.

The first month was more of the same. Parties every Friday night and a couple of times getting fucked by young men who really didn't know what the fuck they were doing. Then came the night of Devin. I was at a Frat party and this goofy young Freshman came up to me and asked if he could get me a beer. I said sure. He was one of those nerdy types, really brilliant but still had acne and a skinny body. I always went for the jock types so I could be seen on campus with a good looking guy. Anyway Devin brought me a beer and tried to converse with me. I brushed him off as I was a Senior and he just got here as a Freshman. A couple months later I was at another frat party and Devin brought me a beer without even asking me. He said I was the prettiest girl on campus. To be honest I was a little overweight with a slight belly but had big tits. I took the beer. It was about my seventh or eighth and I was buzzing a little. He handed me the beer and then said "I have the biggest cock on campus." I started to dismiss him but thought about it. When he said he had been looking at me he thought I had a very pretty smile and gorgeous eyes I was flattered. I got bold and said "if that's true let's go into a bedroom and find out." It was at that point that he was the young man with the acne before but his face seemed to clear up since then. I walked upstairs and went into one of the bedrooms. He was following me and when he walked in he closed the door and I heard the lock being locked.

I was a little worried but he said he would never hurt me. I told him that I needed to see his cock before I believed him. He shyly pulled his pants and undies down. I was amazed. His soft cock was at least seven inches long. I just said "Holy fuck. What a cock." He said that if I wanted he would love to have the honor of fucking me." Don't get me wrong, I love a nice cock and was instantly enthralled with him. He was brilliant but his cock was what I was interested in at that point. I got on my knees and told him to come feed me. By the time my mouth got him hard he was at least eight and a half inches long and very thick. I thought this might be the biggest cock I'd ever fuck. I took my mouth off and he asked if it was okay if he fucked me. He was very polite and I told him "Oh fuck yeah." I was looking forward to having that monster in my cunt. When I told him that he pushed me onto the bed and pulled my pants off. He started to lick my cunt and suck on my clit. I came just thinking about his cock. After about 20 minutes he asked again, "is it okay if I fuck you?" I couldn't wait and told him to hurry up and shove that cock inside me.

He knelt between my legs and pushed my legs up. He put his cock up to my cunt and shoved in. He said he really liked a shaved pussy. He said if I liked it and wanted to keep fucking him I needed to keep it shaved. He started to fuck me. He was massive. He stretched me out like never before. As he was fucking me his hand reached down and started to flick my clit. I just kept saying "Fuck me harder." His cock was truly massive and when he came he filled me up like never before. I still remember his first orgasm. After he came inside me I sucked him hard and told him to fuck me again. He did. He lasted nearly 30 minutes before he filled my cunt a second time. I loved his cock inside me. Although I was a Senior and he was a Freshman we fucked on the sly the entire year. I graduated and got a job as an accountant and we kept fucking for the next three years. We finally got married after he graduated. I even had to ask him to marry me.

We've been married for seven years now and have two kids. He's the most brilliant man I'd ever met and provides better than I could ever imagine. He's still a fucking geek but a couple of times a week I suck his massive cock or have him fuck me. He's totally okay with me taking the lead and pretty muck cums on demand. I'm three years his senior but fuck his cock makes it all worthwhile and I would suck or fuck him anytime he wants.




When I was 15 I discovered porn. Then shortly after I discovered gay porn. I got instantly interested and started noticing the guys in my gym class. I found myself getting an erection nearly every day after PE. I would go home and jerk off, imagining it was one of the guys in my class helping me out. My brother was two years older than me and we are very close. When I was 16 I told him I thought I might be gay. When he asked me how I knew I told him about the porn and about the guys in gym class. When he asked if I wanted to find out for sure I jumped at the chance. One night our parents were gone and it was just him and me. He called me into the bedroom and said now was the time to find out. He undressed and I couldn't help but stare at his cock. He just stood there and I knelt down in front of him. My cock is relatively small, about five inches hard but his was larger and thicker. I gently took it into my mouth and immediately knew I liked it. I sucked him until he was ready to cum. When he asked if I wanted it i shook my head and he unloaded. I swallowed so much cum it was coming out of my mouth before he was done.

A couple days later we repeated the scenario. I got to looking forward to sucking his cock to orgasm and taking it all. Then one Friday night he asked if I wanted to go to a party with him. I felt really grown up and decided to go. When we got there he gave me a beer. After three more I was pretty drunk and ready to do about anything. About 10:00 he led me to a bedroom and said he needed a blowjob. He was already hard when he took his pants off. Then he said he brought a friend. I was looking forward to a new cock and said that I would suck him too. He smiled and said to start sucking. I was on my knees sucking his cock when I felt a pair of hands undo my pants and pull them down. Then I felt a pair of hands on my ass cheeks. He massaged me for a couple of minutes and then shoved a wet finger into my asshole. When I yelped a little the guy said "Your bro says you think you're gay, well this is what gay men do." After a minute he pulled his finger out of my ass and I felt his cock start to enter me. I was really turned on and positioned myself to give him the best access.

I was in heaven as I was being fucked while sucking my brother's cock. The guy fucked me for about five minutes and unloaded inside me. No warning, just grunting and cumming. When he finally pulled me out I felt pretty fulfilled. Then I felt someone else kneel behind me and shove his cock into me. It felt huge and he stretched me out with each thrust. He fucked me for about five minutes and my brother said he was cumming. I swallowed every fucking drop and when he pulled out of my mouth I was still being fucked. I put my head to the floor and he pounded me even harder. He fucked me for another 10 minutes and finally came in my ass.

That party was the first of many. I became my brother's bitch and by the time I was 18 I had sucked or fucked at least 50 different cocks. I'm married now to a wonderful man with a nice cock but every time my bro comes to visit I end up sucking him to completion. What a fucking life.




Her name was Carol. She lived with her girlfriend Joan. I was 16. Mom and dad had mentioned they were lesbians but I really didn't know what that meant. They had a built-in pool and my brother and me often were invited over to swim. He was older and eventually joined the Army. I often felt like an only child after he left and Carol almost became my second mother. She invited me to go fishing with them one day. We found a secluded spot and the first thing they did was to strip down to their bras and panties. They told me to stare if I wanted, otherwise ignore them because they always fished this way. Then Joan asked me to get her cigarettes from the car and when I did she told me to light one for her. That was my first cigarette but I already felt my dick getting a little hard staring at her large tits and smoking her cigarette. I stared a lot at their tits that day but they didn't seem to mind. We finally packed up and headed home. Just before we got to my house Carol turned to me and said "You know, I just got fixed so if you want to practice fucking just let me know." I was blown away and went straight to the bathroom and jerked off.

About a week later, on a hot Saturday Joan called and invited me over to swim. My mom was okay with it so I got in my trunks and headed over. The water was pretty cold and they were both in the water when I got there. To my surprise then had no tops on. Their tits were both out of the water and my cock jumped. They said to come on in that the water was fine. It about froze my nuts when I stepped in. Carol turned to Joan and said "I bet his dick is shriveled up in the cold." She reached over and put her hand on my crotch. "I guess I was wrong" she said as her hand circled my cock through my trunks. "Oh fuck honey" she said to Joan, "I've got to have this." She grabbed my hand and led me out of the pool. When I asked what she was doing she just licked her lips and looked down at my shorts and said "I gotta see what you have."

I was confused but she assured me it was okay. When we got to her bedroom she sat me on the bed and put a tit up to my mouth and said she really loved to have her nipples sucked. I started sucking on her nipple and almost came right there. My cock was almost rock hard now and she was mashing her nipple against my mouth and telling me how good it felt. I didn't even notice Joan in the room but when her hand went under my trunks waistband and grabbed my cock I finally opened my eyes and saw her. I glanced down and she was naked with her hairy pussy seemingly staring back at me. About that time Carol pushed me back onto the bed on my back and they both took my trunks off. My seven inch cock was standing almost straight up. Carol knelt down and took my cock into her mouth. "Oh fuck" I said and almost immediately started cumming. It was a pretty big load but she took it all. I started to apologize but Joan assured me it was natural to cum quickly on my first time. She finished sucking me dry and they started kissing and feeling each other up. Then Joan's hand went down to Carol's cunt and started to finger fuck her. "Oh honey, deeper" she kept saying and I thought Carol was cumming. My cock stirred again as Carol was being finger fucked. Then Joan asked if I wanted some of this. I shook my head yes and she took her hand away and told Carol I was ready.. I was still laying on my back when Carol crawled on top of me and squatted down onto my cock. At the same time Joan squatted on my face and put her cunt on my mouth and said to tongue fuck her. I'd never done anything like this before but she smelled like she wanted me to lick her so I did.. She told me to nibble on the little knob and when I did I felt something squirt on my chin. "That's so fucking good" she said as I nibbled on her while Carol was busy bouncing up and down on my cock. It took almost 15 minutes for me to be ready to cum. I warned her but she kept bouncing up and down and even grabbed my nipples and pulled. I came even harder than before and she said it was the best orgasm she ever had. It really wasn't but I was impressed with myself at the time.

A half hour later I was in my trunks and heading home reeling at what just happened. Before I left Joan said that if they invited me over to swim it really meant they wanted to fuck me. It eventually turned into them fucking my ass with a strap on and just last month introduced me to gay sex. I sucked my first cock and a week later got ass fucked for real for the first time.

I'm now 38 and have been married for 11 years with two kids, but that hasn't stopped me from visiting Joan and Carol now and then to either fuck them or get fucked by one of their gay friends. I'm such a fucking pervert but am determined to live this life without my wife never knowing.




My husband was a fucking bastard. He beat me until I finally divorced him. But the one thing he had was a big cock and he abused my nipples to the point that I loved having them pulled and twisted. If it wasn't for his mean spirit when he was drunk and the physical abuse. I had a son by the fucker and as he grew he resembled his dad more and more. I didn't want to be in another relationship and rarely dated so I had my toys to keep me satisfied. Because of my found nipple fetish I don't ever wear a bra. When my son was 14 I happened to walk in on him as he was getting out of the shower. I glanced down and his cock was a spitting image of his dad's but just a little smaller. I imagined it would grow as he got older. That's about the time I noticed he looked at my tits a lot. That weirdly turned me on when I caught him staring. A few times his eyes stayed on them a little too long. Almost anything gets my nipples hard and I have certain shirts that rub them just right and makes them stand out. I started wearing them more and more as he grew. When he was 17 he went to a school dance and when he came home I could tell he was drunk. I was in the kitchen washing dishes when he walked in. I smelled the beer on him and he must have been really drunk. His eyes landed on my tits and when I turned back to the sink and started washing the plates I felt him against my back. When I asked him what he was doing his hands reached around and cupped my tits. I said it wasn't appropriate and that's when his fingers found my nipples. He squeezed and my pussy twitched. He pushed his crotch against me. I waited a little too long to pull his hands away and almost didn't. I took his hands and started to pull them away from my tits but his fingers held on to my nips. He wasn't letting go. Again I asked him what he was doing and he said "Your tits are so much nicer than my girlfriend's, and you must know that you make my cock hard. I pulled one last time and finally pulled his hands away.

I turned around to tell him to go away and as soon as I was facing him he leaned in and kissed me. His hands were on the back of my head and wasn't letting me pull away. Then his tongue pushed past my lips and he ground his cock against me again. I was only wearing sweat pants and a t-shirt so I could feel his bulge. He finally broke the kiss and when I tried to tell him this was not appropriate he spun me back around and pulled my hands behind me. He was really strong and I couldn't break his hole on my hands as he moved me over to the table and bent me over. He was holding me in one hand and his other hand was pulling my sweats down. I kept telling him no but he ignored me. I thought about screaming, but nobody would hear me and besides I was sort of enjoying it. Other than the beatings I really missed the rough sex. Too many men are afraid to play rough. I was bent over and when he shoved his cock in me I came almost immediately. My arms relaxed and he let my wrists go. I grabbed the other side of the table and told him to fuck me harder. He did and I was fucking loving it.

I've only had three other men besides my husband and none of them could satisfy me but this son of mine, as dirty as this was, fucked me like no other man had, not even my husband. Even drunk he fucked like a porn star. I told him we should go to the bedroom. I was naked by the time we got to the bedroom. He quickly stripped and I laid on the end of the bed with my legs raised. He didn't waste any time and shoved his cock back in me. He fucked me for the next 10 minutes and when I put his hands on my tits and said to use my nips he pulled and twisted and made me cum two more times before he said he was going to cum. I had him pull out and rest for a minute. H told him to lay on the bed. I mounted him in a 69 position and took his big cock in my mouth. I tasted his pre-cum as it was flowing pretty well. I felt like I was back on my honeymoon and when he was ready to cum I shoved my finger in his ass. He came hard in my mouth and I took it all.

Afterwards I told him it was wrong and we both got caught up in the moment. I said it could never happen again. He was a real man about it and said I was right. And it didn't happen again. At least for two weeks. That Friday night I brought home a case of beer and decided he was man enough to have a drink with his mom. We nearly polished off the case when I saw him staring at my tits again. This time though I didn't wait for him to sneak up on me. I told him I was good with him looking, then I bent down and unzipped his pants. I sucked him dry again and after he came we both relaxed in each other's arms. About a half hour later I took his cock back in my mouth. When he was hard I stood and stripped. I knelt on the carpet and told him to fuck me like he did before. He didn't hesitate and plunged into me. I let him fuck me for about 15 minutes then told him to finger fuck my ass. He was fingering me and I was like a school girl having her first fuck. He was a fucking stud and hard as a rock inside me. After I had cum a couple of times I asked him if he felt like an adventure. When he said he was I told him to fuck my ass. He slowly worked his cock into my ass. My husband used to do this but he fucked my ass without any lubrication or tenderness. My son was different. His cock felt great in my ass and as he fucked my ass my pussy got wetter and wetter. I actually came from him fucking my ass. That was a first. When he said he was about to cum I told him to give it all to me. He came in my ass until it oozed out past his cock. At some point after that I passed out. When I woke up the next morning I was naked laying next to my naked son. He was spooning me and I felt his morning wood between my legs. It was pressed against my pussy and I Thought about having him fuck me right then, but I knew I could make him cum quickly if I sucked him so I turned around and bent down and took him in my mouth. My husband said I sucked better than any of his past bitches and I'll boast a little about my sucking skills. I made him cum in less than two minutes as he was waking up.

He's now 23 and still lives at home. He has a good job and a nice girlfriend but sometimes on Friday nights I'll bring home a case of beer and we do our thing. She is none the wiser and hopefully it'll be many more years before he gets married and moves out. Until then I'll enjoy the best fucking of my life.