I despise old people. They're slow, rude, demanding, cheap, they stink. You have to yell at them and they have NO business driving a car.

Nothing disgusts me quite like pedophilia, but at least half of my porno folder is animated lolicon.

I like to squeeze the zits on my face, and then smell the puss. Sometimes I can tell, by the smell, what type of foods I had to eat.

When I was 5 or 6 I finger banged a girl that was my friend in her garage. I didn't know what I was doing but I think she did.

As I was walking home I was sure my dad would know what I did by the smell on my finger, so I quickly washed my hands.

If I knew then what I know now, I think I would licked her pussy.

ive stuck my penis in my friends mouth while he was asleep. i feel really bad, but i can't gather the courage to tell him. i think it would ruin his day.

Once I took an AGB in my friend's toilet that smelt so incredibly awful that her parents made a point of making sure I was aware that I wasn't welcome to stay at their house ever again. Apparently they could smell garlic and shit from a different level of the house.