Sometimes when I talk to my friends on-line, I'm actually on the toilet taking a shit. I like to drink smoothies and get a lot of fiber, so sometimes when I drop a deuce it's the size of a goa'uld. I'm not a real big guy, after I pitch a sizable tar baby, I look real skinny and feel like I've lost some weight... guess I have. Heh, I took a dump typing this up right now, even filled the whole toilet up to the top of the water... Sometimes I'm really full of shit.