Confessions tagged with 'asshole'.

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We were drunk that night and my husband's little cock hardly entered me. I was horny and pissed. I was tired of his half-hard little sissy cock and in my drunken state I blurted out "You little pussy. I need a real cock to fuck me." He rolled off and walked out of the room. I could tell he was really pissed. I heard him on the phone and he came in and said "You're gonna get your cock. After that we're fucking through." I was perplexed but about 15 minutes later he came back into the bedroom with a large black man behind him. "She's all yours. Bitch, this is Billy and he's gonna fucking split your asshole in half."

"What the fuck?" I demanded. He didn't say anything more and Billy stripped. His cock was huge and it was still soft. He crawled on the bed and straddled me, pinning my arms by my side with his legs. He put his cock in my mouth sand said "Suck it cunt." I had no choice as he started to mouth fuck me. He hit the back of my throat with each thrust. I was surprised I wasn't gagging. His cock got hard in no time. He could barely fit more than the head in my mouth. Another two minutes and he let out a grunt. He started to cum in my mouth. I had never swallowed before and could only about swallow half of it before it started to squirt back out of my mouth past his cock. Even after he was spent he kept mouth fucking me. Ten minutes later he was hard again. I never knew how much my jaw could hurt by merely sucking a cock.

After he got hard again he finally pulled out of my mouth and quickly moved down between my legs. he lifted my legs and plunged his cock inside me. More like forced it into me. It was bigger than anything I'd ever had inside me. He was hitting places that I never even knew existed. He was a fucking bull and each stroke seemed harder and deeper than the previous one. Up until now I hated it but this was fucking fantastic. After only about 30 seconds I came for the first time in my life. He kept fucking me and two minutes later I came again. He fucked me for the next 20 minutes and I came many more times. My cunt was soaking wet with my juices but before he could cum inside me he pulled his cock out. I was about passed out from cumming so much but was brought back to life when he shoved his slippery cock into my ass. It felt like he was splitting me apart and I screamed. He put his hand over my mouth and said "Shut the fuck up cunt and take it like a good little whore." I tried to scream again but his hand on my mouth was preventing me. I think I passed out for a second but when I revived he still had his cock in my ass. The pain had subsided. Not that it was pleasurable but it didn't hurt anymore. Then he pulled back out of my ass and plunged his cock back in my cunt.

I moaned with the first thrust and by the time he was ready to cum I had cum at least three more times. I kept telling him to fuck me harder and he did. He fucked me for another five minutes and finally said he was going to breed me like a 20 dollar whore. He started cumming inside me. He still had a lot left as his nuts were twice as big as my husband's. After he finished cumming he pulled out and stood up. He got dressed and headed out of the bedroom. His only words as he closed the door was "What a fucking cum whore." I fell asleep and when I woke up my husband was gone. After getting mad I calmed down a little and decided it was better to know now what a real cock felt like.

We were divorced six months later and I have hooked up with a tall gorgeous black stud. I suck his cock nearly every night. It isn't as big as Billy's was but it's a lot bigger than that little dick ex-husband of mine. We're now expecting our first child. I can't let him fuck me too deep at this point but I still suck his cock nearly every night. I love cock. Real cock that is.

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No matter what I said my girlfriend Linda wouldn't suck my cock. She would stroke it, let me fuck her with it, but just wouldn't put it in her mouth. I had a few gay experiences in my life and sucked a few cocks when I was younger. I was 51 now and a widow but my current woman just wouldn't do it. One night at the bar we were both pretty drunk and she happened to say "So, what would you like to do sexually that I've never known about?" I said "I really want to get my cock sucked and suck a cock." I said it before I realized what I was saying and she was shocked at first, then more intrigued. "So" she said, "If I brought another man over to our booth you'd suck his cock in front of me?" I shook my head and she got out of the booth. A minute later she came over with a man. He was pretty average and she said "My man here wants to suck your cock." The guy said it sounded like fun and scooted into the booth next to me.

Like I said I was pretty drunk so when he unzipped his pants and pulled his cock out I bent over and took it in my mouth. She said "I always knew you were just a little faggot, but ow I see it with my own eyes." He got bold and said "Shut up bitch and let the man work." I sucked him until he was ready to cum He put his hand on the back of my head and started cumming. I loved it. I took his entire load and swallowed it all. I even sucked him until he was completely spent and when he pulled out of my mouth he tucked himself back in his pants and made her scoot out of the booth so he could leave. "What the fuck?" she said.

A few minutes later I said "That's how you suck a cock. Now, if you want to be with me you need to learn how to suck cock like that." She said there was no fucking way and walked out. We were living together at the time so when I got home she was already in bed. I quickly stripped and crawled into bed. "You know I love you" I said. She said she loved me too and I said that now was the time. I gently guided her head down to my cock and she opened her mouth. She started to suck me and I got hard. I told her that this was the greatest feeling anyone could ever do to me and three minutes later I was cumming. I held her head against her will but after she swallowed a little she relaxed and took all I had to give. We talked about it and she agreed it wasn't so bad.

Since that night she had some to love sucking me and I love her mouth on my cock. She even swallows everything I give her and now when we fuck after she sucks me clean I can last fo what seems like hours. She fucking loves it and last week while we were in a 69 she even started playing with my asshole and I told her to finger fuck me. She did and I came harder than ever.

She has become a real cum slut and loves to finger fuck me and even has started to put on her strap on and fuck me a few times a month. We are to get married soon and I can't wait until I can make her into my bitch. She doesn't know it yet but I'm kind of a control freak and when I finally make her mine she will do things she never dreamed of. Maybe I'll even become her pimp to my cronies. I can't fucking wait.

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I met her when I was 23. She was 18 and nearly graduated. But man could she suck cock. She took every inch of my seven and when I loaded up her mouth she swallowed it all. She said she learned by watching her alcoholic mom with her man friends. Then she introduced me to her mom. She was a knockout with big tits and always had a beer in her hands. One night after we fucked I told my girl that I wanted to fuck her mom. She laughed at first and then said she would bet me a dollar I couldn't get her mom to fuck me. So I set the plan in motion.

It was a Friday night after the game and I drove her home. We walked in and I sat down at the kitchen table. Deb, my girlfriend said she was going to take a bath and walked down the hall. "So Mrs. Wilson, you have anything to drink?" I asked as I stood up and headed to the fridge. She just waved me off as I opened the fridge and grabbed two beers. I gave her one and she immediately began to suck on it. Instead of sitting back down I stood next to her. She was pretty wasted. "You know" I said. Deb said you taught her how to suck cock." She was a bit shocked but I reached out and stroked her cheek. "No honey, you did good" I told her. She just smiled at that. I told her to turn around to see if she was amenable to taking directions. She did and I put my beer on the counter. I was now standing behind her and reached around and grabbed her tits.

She started to protest and I squeezed her tits pretty hard. Then I told her "Look, Deb will be in the tub for at least a half hour and I feel the need to fuck something. You can either suck my cock or have me fuck you with the biggest cock you've ever felt." "How big?" she asked. I said "It'll fill you up until you're crying." She said "But she's my daughter." I told her that she's a girl and I'm a grown man and need a real cunt. Then my hand move down to her pussy and started to rub her. She tilted her head back and I think she was drunk enough to forget it was me. One hand playing with a nipple and one rubbing her cunt. Then I said "You want it in your cunt or your ass?" I bent her over the counter as I said that. She said to fill her pussy. My cock was hard and I pulled it out of my pants. I undid and pulled her pants down. She had a pretty hairy pussy bit it was already wet. I slowly pushed it in and said "Holy fuck, now I know where Deb gets it from. Your cunt is almost as wet as hers." I plunged into her and started to fuck her. She was lost in the moment and kept saying "Fuck me deeper." I was getting as rough as I could and she took it like I was one of her lovers.

I was fucking her for all I was worth when I saw Deb standing near the kitchen door. I winked at her and said, "Momma, your daughter's watching us fuck." She merely said "That's nice honey" and continued to thrust back at me. Then Deb came over and said to fuck her in the ass. I quickly pulled out of her cunt and with a wet slippery cock I shoved it into her ass. She said "Oh fuck honey. Fill my ass with that monster. I did. Within a couple minutes I was cumming. Deb was staring at my cock as it pistoned in and out of her mom's asshole and my cum was oozing out past my cock. When I was spent I pulled out and spun her around. She seemed to only recognize that Deb was there when I turned her around. But before she could say anything I hugged her and kissed her, sticking my tongue as far into her mouth as I could. When we broke the kiss I said "Denise, you're the second greatest fuck I've ever had. I can't wait until you suck my cock." She purred at me and I pushed her shoulders down and said now is as good a time as any. She forgot again that her daughter was right there watching the whole scene. She closed her eyes and sucked me for about 20 minutes until I came in her mouth. It wasn't a lot but it felt fucking great.

She was reeling and I sat down. I called deb over and had her sit on my lap. Then I said "Denise, I've fucked your daughter and now I've fucked you. If you want to fuck me again tell me you want to be my bitch." She said she wanted to be my bitch. I said that she had to crawl over here and suck my cock in front of her daughter. Deb got off of my lap and pulled up another chair next to me. "Come on mom, be the fucking whore you know you are. Suck his cock." She crawled over to me and pulled my cock back out. She sucked me for about half an hour. I couldn't cum again but told her to go to bed now and in the morning I expected a good breakfast if she ever wanted to suck me again. I didn't expect much so I slept with Deb that night. When I woke up in the morning Denise had made pancakes and eggs and had the table set. As soon as I walked into the kitchen she threw her arms around me and kissed me. I guess she wasn't as drunk as I though she was. Her hand went to my cock and stroked me hard. Then she bent over the table and said to fuck her before Deb came down. I plunged my cock into her and was fucking the shit out of her when Deb walked in. I felt a little embarrassed as I was starting to cum at that very moment. I stammered a little as I pulled my cum soaked cock out of Denise' cunt but Deb just laughed. She opened her purse and pulled out a 20 dollar bill.

"I guess you were right mom" Deb said. "He will fuck anything" and handed her mom the 20 dollar bill.

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It was summer. I spent a lot of tie in the evenings in the backyard on my lounge char. My wife didn't enjoy it much so she stayed inside most of the time. One Friday night I was out back drinking and enjoying the night. It was dark and I heard Jenny, my next door neighbor calling to me from over the fence. We talked a bit then I invited her over to look at the stars with me. I gave her a beer and I was getting pretty buzzed. I pointed out some of the constellations and she pointed to one and said it looked like a big cock. She chucked and I looked at her. Then she said "I bet your cock looks like that. I blushed a little and her hand fell on my thigh. She was sitting up rubbing my thigh. I told her my wife was still up and she said she didn't care. She's wanted my cock for a long time. She unzipped my shorts and fished my cock out. It was dark enough that my wife would have to be out here to see anything. She bent down and took my cock in her mouth. I kind of knew she and Dave were swingers but never dreamed she would suck me. My cock was now rock hard and she took her mouth off. "So, you ever suck a cock?" I said I wasn't gay. About that time Dave walked into the back yard with only a pair of gym shorts on. "Now's your big chance" she said as dave straddled my lounger and pulled his shorts down over his cock. It looked huge compared to mine. Without saying anything he scooted forward until his cock was touching my lips. "Go ahead and suck him" she said. He pushed in a little and I opened my mouth enough to take the head in. It was soft and fit perfectly between my lips. Wow I thought, this was actually pretty good. My cock was still hard when she reached down and started to stroke me.

Jenny took her hand off my cock and stood up. I was still sucking Dave when I heard my wife's voice. "I guess you were right" she told Jenny. Then Jenny said "I won. You owe me a dollar." "Well shit" my wife said and bent over me. "You're such a faggot" she said and smiled at me. Then she turned and walked into the house. I started to get up but Dave pushed his cock in a little farther and said to make him cum. I wasn't too sure about that but 30 seconds later he was filling my mouth. I managed to swallow most of it and he finally pulled out. My cock was still hard when Jenny took my hand and dragged me into the house. My cock was sticking out when we walked into the family room.

We all sat down and talked about it. I never knew my wife was into this kind of stuff, and when I mentioned that she took off her braless top and motioned Jenny to her. They started kissing and 10 minutes later they were in a 69 on the couch getting each other off. My cock was hard still and Dave asked if I wanted to do something totally exciting. I was drunk enough to say "sure" and he said to get naked. I did and he had me on all fours close to the couch with my ass up by my wife's head. She was looking sideways at me as she licked Jenny's cunt. Then I felt Dave licking my asshole. It felt really good so I didn't stop him. Then I felt a finger slide into my asshole. He was finger fucking me when he pulled his finger out and I felt his cock push its way into my asshole. Then I heard my wife say "Honey, that's so fucking hot. Don't stop him." I let Dave fuck my ass for the next 15 minutes. I heard myself saying "Fuck me harder" as Dave plunged in and out of my ass. I heard my wife squeal as Jenny was making her cum. About that time Dave said he was cumming and my wife slapped my ass and told him to breed me like a $4 whore. He came again and filled my ass with his jizz. I collapsed on the floor and my wife laid on top of me telling me how much she loved me for this. Then she confessed she had been sucking and fucking both of them for over a year and wanted me to be a part of it.

After they left she gave me the most mind blowing orgasm of my life. She shoved two fingers in my ass as I was ready to cum and it was intense. After she sucked me dry we talked about it all and decided that we wanted to try the swinger lifestyle. Now it's sometimes with Dave and Jenny and sometimes with a strange couple but we've become closer than we have been in the 25 plus years of marriage. She can be a fucking cunt but I love her to death. And man can she suck cock. And by the way, so can I.

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Her name was Brandi. My wife hadn't wanted any sex in months and I was tired of jerking off so I went to the bar that Friday night. She was at the end of the bar. She worked at the Convenience store where I bought my beer. I walked over and sat next to her. She was pretty drunk and started complaining about her bastard of a husband. He was a trucker and gone for weeks at a time. He wouldn't be back for another week. Then she said "At the store I noticed that you stare at my tits a lot." I apologized and she laughed. "No, I like it" she said. I was a little tipsy myself and said "Then go braless and I'll stare more." I was definitely flirting and she excused herself to go to the restroom. She came back and I noticed she had taken off her bra. "There, how's that?" she asked and sort of pushed her tits toward me. "I really like a man with a beard" she said. When I asked why she reached up and stroked my beard and said "because it tickles my thighs." I chuckled a little and she said "follow me home and you can tickle me." She got up and walked out. I followed her and we were soon inside her apartment. She locked the door and pulled her shirt up over her head. She came over to me and kissed me. At the same time she said "I like my man to talk dirty to me. Tell me what you want."

I was pretty shocked but drunk enough to open up. "Turn around and let me feel your fucking tits" I said. I spun her around and grabbed a tit in each hand. Then I started to roll her nipples and pulled them out. Then she said "Tell me what you're gonna do." I said "I'm gonna rip your fucking clothes off and tongue fuck your cunt until you beg me to stop." I reached down and unbuttoned her slacks. She stood there as I pulled them down. She wasn't wearing underwear. I picked her up and carried her into a bedroom and dropped her on the bed. I quickly stripped as she said "Eat my cunt." I dove between her legs and could both smell and taste her sex as I tongue fucked her until she shuddered. After she came she said she wanted to give me a massage. That was weird but I rolled off of her onto my belly. She started on my shoulders and worked her way down to my ass. She was kneading my ass cheeks when I felt her slap me. "Ever been spanked until your ass was burning?" I shook my head no. "Well, you're about to" she said and slapped me again. It was oddly exciting. Then she took a moment and tied my hands to her headboard. I thought she was kidding about making my ass burn but three minutes later after she spanked me relentlessly I was nearly in tears begging her to stop. Finally I felt her soothing hands rubbing up and down my cheeks and then her fingers were playing with my asshole. "Ever been ass fucked?" she asked. I shook my head no and she said "Then this will be new, won't it?"

I felt a finger enter my asshole. My ass was burning but it was actually pretty exciting. Then a second finger entered me as she started to finger fuck my ass. Then, with my hands still tied she managed to have me turn over. My cock was hard as she mounted me in a 69. Her cunt was on my mouth and she was sucking my cock. Then I heard someone walk in. I tried to ask who that was but she was grinding my mouth with her cunt and her lips on my cock felt so good I sort of forgot about it until I felt my legs being lifted up and something bigger than a finger push its way into my ass. It was a cock. I wasn't gay but this was fucking great. There was no pain and with each thrust he hit my prostate. It wasn't 30 seconds and I started cumming. She didn't even flinch as I filled her mouth and she swallowed every drop. She kept sucking until I was hard again. Then she turned around and plunged her cunt onto my cock. I was still being fucked and didn't care that I was being fucked by another man. She asked if I wanted to cum inside her. I said "Oh fuck yeah." Then she said "Honey, I've been waiting months for this, but first you have to do something for me." "Oh fuck, anything" I said.

I felt the cock pop out of my ass and a few seconds later he was on the bed and was straddling my chest. He stuck his cock up to my lips and pushed into my mouth. "That's it honey, suck that cock" she said. I took to it like he was my lover and started to suck him as she was fucking my cock. I didn't last as long as him and came first. It wasn't much but the feeling was fucking awesome. His cock was a bit bigger than mine and I was getting into it when he said he was gonna cum. I didn't know what to do but couldn't really move when he started to cum. I didn't have much choice but to swallow as he let go. I sucked him clean and he finally pulled out and walked away. She was still on my cock and reached up and untied me. "Now, play with my fucking tits" she said. I did as she leaned down to kiss me. We made out for another five minutes and she finally got off of me. She brought a couple of beers and we sat on the bed and drank. She said the guy was her lover when her husband was away and asked if I liked it. I said I didn't consider myself gay but I really liked it.

Whenever her husband is out of town we make arrangements to suck or fuck each other. Now she doesn't need me tied up in order to suck her lover's cock. My wife has no clue but seems pretty happy that I don't bug her for sex anymore. What a fucking cunt Brandi is, but man can that bitch suck cock.

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I got out of the Army and got an apartment to be on my own. One night Dana knocked on my door. She said Mike was out of town and she really needed a man. I took that to mean she needed to be fucked. We drank some beers and she was getting pretty loose. I put a hand on her tit and she said that was pretty lame. She undid her blouse and unclipped her bra from the front. she said that she needed a lot of cock when her husband was out of town. I stood in front of her and she unzipped me. She took my cock out and started to suck me. When I was hard she said she needed to be fucked. She stood up and pulled her pants down along with her panties. She knelt down and bent over my couch and said to fuck her. I decided this was the perfect opportunity so I scooted up to her and plunged my cock in her cunt. I fucked her until she came and kept fucking her. We both came about the same time and I filled her cunt with my jizz. She finally got up and siad it was the best fuck she'd ever had. She left, saying that Mike would be home the next day.

That was Wednesday and Mike got home Thursday. On Friday He knocked on the door. We were friendly but not really close. He had a case of beer in his hand and said his wife thought we should be friends. I let him in and we were soon downing beer after beer. We talked about his job, my job and pretty soon I was pretty drunk when he moved over to me on the couch and looked at me. "So, how long since somebody sucked your cock?" I said that it had been over a year and he reached down and unzipped my pants. "You poor guy" he said as he was fishing my cock out through my shorts. He bent down and started to suck me. When I said I wasn't gay he said that didn't matter and took my entire cock in his mouth. He then asked if I wanted him to continue. It felt fucking great and told him that I was gonna cum pretty soon. He had me stand up and took my pants and undies down. He continued to suck my cock and I got hard.. Then he took his mouth off my cock and said that he would drain me if he could fuck me. I was horny as fuck so I agreed. He put his mouth back on my cock and started to suck me until I came. I filled his mouth with my load and he took it all. At the same time I started cumming he shoved two fingers in my ass. It felt great and he drank every fucking drop I gave him. I was spent and relaxed when he said to kneel on all fours.

I got on the floor on all fours and he started to lick my asshole. It felt great and before I knew it his tongue was replaced with his cock ash he shoved his cock inside me. He started to fuck me and I didn't protest. It was one of the greatest feelings I'd ever had. He fucked my ass for the next 20 minutes and came inside me. His cum was oozing out of my ass when he finally pulled out. He finally got dressed and said he had to go. I asked him if his wife knew he liked to suck cock and he said no. Fine.

A couple of weeks later we were outside the apartment having a picnic and I got bole. I asked if they were swingers and they goth said no. The I asked her "what if he wanted to suck my cock, would she let him." When she hesitated I called him over and tole him that she let me fuck her. He seemed to be shocked until I said to her that he sucked my cock and fucked me. She was shocked. We finally talked about it all and I told them that it was okay and I was willing to suck his cock or fuck her anytime they wanted. They didn't know each other was fucking around but since that day they both come over, sometimes one at a time and sometimes together and we suck, fuck, get fucked or whatever three naked people can do and it's been great. I see no end in sight. What a fucking man-slut I am, but I love it all.

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I was 22 and she was 33 when we met. I was at the country bar listening to the band and she and her friend sat at the bar near me. Another guy sat on the other side of them. He started a conversation with the friend and she turned to me. Her name was Jamie. She had the cutest smile and a fantastic body. She introduced herself and asked me to dance. We danced a few times between drinks. She was getting pretty hammered and during one dance she put her hand on my ass and squeezed. I looked at her and she kissed me. We had a couple more drinks and she asked if I could drive her home since she was drunk. When I asked about her car she said we could come back and get it in the morning. I drove her home. I was still a virgin but thought this might be my opportunity.

As soon as we got to her apartment she took off her blouse and bra. I was staring at her tits and she said "You know, they won't bite." I reached out and took a tit in each hand. We kissed again and she moved us to the bedroom. When we got to the bedroom we were still kissing and she put her hand on my crotch. She then undid my belt and my pants and said to get undressed. Soon we were both naked and she asked how many women I'd fucked. I told her I was still a virgin and she said "then you're in for the fucking of your life. She had me lay down on my back and mounted me in a 69 position. Her cunt was neatly shaved with just a diamond patch of pubic hair. She lowered her cunt down onto my mouth. I'd never licked a pussy before either. Then she took my cock in her mouth. It was the greatest fucking feeling I could imagine. I was quickly hard. I had jerked off a lot and knew when I was gonna cum and a couple minutes later I was ready. I said "Aren't you afraid of me cumming in your mouth." She said "not at all. Let it be a surprise." She sucked me for a couple more minutes and I was tongue fucking her. I figured I was doing it right or she would have complained or something..

I was close but before I could cum her finger was shoved in my ass. "Oh fuck" I said and I started cumming. I gave her a full load and when I was spent she pulled her mouth off of me and said "That was so fucking good. Can you cum again?" I said I didn't know so she started to suck me again. I got about half soft then started to get hard again. I was still licking her cunt. Then she got off of me and turned around. She lowered herself onto my cock. She was bounding up and down and saying "You are such a fucking stud." I didn't know if I was or not but it was nice to hear it from a gorgeous woman. We fucked like this for about five minutes and she rolled over. She said "Now fuck me like the stud that you are." She lifted her legs a little and I knelt between her legs. I put my cock up to her cunt and shoved it in. She gasped. She said "Start slow and build up speed. I followed her directions and she said she was cumming. I was starting to get close and she pulled me down to kiss her. We traded spit for a few minutes and I was ready to cum. She said to pull on her nipples. At the same time she reached up and pulled my nips. The harder she pulled, the harder I pulled. She had mine stretched as far as they could go and I started cumming. This was orgasm number two. "Oh fuck" was all I could say. I collapsed on top of her and she said to stay inside her. We kissed some more and my hands roamed over her tits some more.

Before I knew it my cock was hard again. Without any of her prompting I was fucking her again. I would pull almost all the way out and plunge back in. She said "Oh fuck" every time I thrust in. I asked if I was hurting her and she said to shut up and keep fucking. I must have fucked her like this for about half an hour when she told me to pull out. I did and she turned over and got on her knees with her head buried in her pillow. I knelt behind her and plunged my still hard cock back on. She was moaning and a couple minutes later yelled "Fuck, I'm cumming." I felt her shudder and that took me over the edge. I was cumming as well. I finally pulled out and rolled over. I was totally spent. I must have fallen asleep. About two o'clock in the morning I felt her hand rubbing up and down my ass crack. I rolled over and she was staring at me. Without saying anything she started to play with my cock. We started kissing and I was getting hard. When I was hard she turned around and put my cock back in her mouth. She sucked me until I came again. She said she loved my cum. This went on for the next eight or nine months and I had fucked her every which way and had even talked her into finger fucking my ass when she sucked me.

She finally got a nursing job in another city and had to move away. I was pretty heartbroken until I met Linda. I fell in love almost immediately. The first night we spent in the same bed she sucked my cock and swallowed every fucking drop. We've been married nearly 40 years now but I'll never forget Jamie, the woman who popped my cherry and was the first cunt licking for me. She taught me all about sex and I've been able to keep Linda satisfied for the last four decades. I love her to death.